Tourists Flock to See Non-existent, Abstract Mathematical Concepts
The Royal Observatory at Greenwich, England, today announced the opening to the public of two further lines of longitude. For many years, the famous Zero or Prime Meridian at the Observatory had...
View ArticleVisual World To Revert To Black-and-White
Scientists have warned that our visual world will almost certainly revert to monochrome, or black-and-white, within the next five to ten years. Those who have viewed photographs, films or television...
View ArticleRio 2016 Olympic Opening Ceremony Exposes Non-existent Countries
The international community is trying to come to terms with the shock revelation that some countries with which other nations have links simply do not exist. Two hundred and seven countries were...
View ArticleStar Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy
Astrologers remain divided about the increasing number of people choosing to undergo Star Sign Reassignment. As little as ten years ago it was believed that natal charts were fixed at the time of...
View Article“Leap Centimetre” To Be Added To The Length Of The Metre In 2017
The International Bureau of Weights and Measures in Paris today announced that a “leap centimetre” would be added to the length of the metre at midnight on 31st December 2016. ‘People are familiar with...
View ArticleTrump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder
New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump-Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald...
View ArticleGlossy News Contributor Ebook Showcase 1: Swan Morrison’s ‘Judgement Day’
For the next three days, we are showcasing three ebooks, from three Glossy News writers! First of all, here is ‘Judgment Day’ by Swan Morrison. Aside from his various humorous ebooks, Swan Morrison...
View ArticleHillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters
In the final run-up to the US presidential elections, Hillary Clinton is hoping to ensure victory by winning-over the one demographic group that Donald Trump has yet failed to insult or alienate. That...
View ArticleSwan Morrison Novel Excerpt (Deep Black): Russian Double Agent Conspiracy?
Written by Swan Morrison – the award winning author of Judgement Day – Deep Black is yet another affectionate comic tribute to many classic storylines. Deep Black is a true story. To preserve...
View ArticleWill The Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up?
In early November 2016, Scotland’s first minister, Nicola Sturgeon, expressed more clearly than many other world leaders the hope that Donald Trump, when in office, would be very different from the...
View ArticleBrexit Voters To Face Prosecution
Activists from the EU referendum Remain Campaign are continuing with plans to pursue criminal prosecutions for many of those who voted to leave the EU. ‘We do not wish to be divisive or retaliatory,’...
View ArticleGlossy News Accused of Balanced, Factually Accurate Reporting
The government and media have angrily accused Glossy News of publishing well researched, balanced and factually accurate articles. ‘This is a total disgrace,’ passionately screamed a representative of...
View ArticlePresident Trump Trashes Oval Office
White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office. ‘He turned over tables,’ reported one source, ‘upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw...
View ArticlePollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives
UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their...
View ArticleFears Grow Of Intensified North Korean Cyber-Terrorism
An internationally respected think-tank has predicted an increase in North Korean sponsored cyber-terrorism. The North Korean Strategy Think-tank (NKST), based in Washington, D.C., collates...
View ArticleBrexit Exposes Large Scale Corruption By EU Farmers
The UK Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA) has revealed that it is investigating nearly five hundred UK farms. All the investigations relate to the illegal claiming of EU farm...
View ArticleUK Public Increasingly Reluctant To Express Ill-informed Opinions
An increasing number of people in the UK are declining to express definite opinions when asked about complex issues of which they know little. TV journalists first began to detect this phenomenon in...
View ArticleDamage Limitation – The Essential Checklist For Senior Managers
There comes a day in the life of many top executives, both in the public and private sectors, when aspects of professional conduct within their organisations are exposed and interpreted by the media...
View ArticleJeremy Corbyn Gaining Increased Support From Most Sectors Of British Society
Recent surveys of UK public opinion have consistently confirmed that Jeremy Corbyn is increasingly gaining support from most sectors of British society. Several major political thinktanks have urgently...
View ArticleUK Government’s “Sport For Everyone” Initiative Celebrates Success
Karen Bradley, the UK Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, today celebrated the success of the government’s ‘Sport for Everyone’ initiative with a reception at Westminster. The...
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